Unnaturally stiff

y'know, I confess to occasionally enjoying kink in my life. But I'd never wear what SHE's wearing. You can't bend your neck, and you can't bend your back. I'd say those are the 2 most important areas in one's body.




Besides, I have natural breasts. I'd have to have a whole lot of silicone to fit these babies into THAT outfit. You know what I mean. Siliconised breasts = harder material = easier to brace against.


Still, at least I won't have to worry about my breasts exploding at high altitudes.