Sex

There's a pattern to the men I date - older, wiser, matured and more experienced. And at the risk of sounding immodest, it'll take quite a bit to interest me. (I'm not talking money here, ok?)

So when I read Catfish's posts (parts 1 and 2 for those who are curious) on how to please a woman sexually, I sort of cringed. I cringed at the fact that he had to lay it out so plainly. Because it seemed so ..... so ..... basic. I also cringed at the fact that his readers found the 2-parter so enthralling. And then I sat back and thought about it.

All I can rationalise of this is :

(1) Either being particular with men has paid off, because each and every one of my previous ...... men..... have been highly pleasant; skilled fingers, mouths, tongues and most importantly, a brilliant mindset and brain to go with their touch.

Or (2)
These people have had really average/lousy lovers.

Why do I say this? Because I expect my partner to have a working knowledge of a woman's body and a certain level of skill. *I* know my way around a man's body and I *do* have skill. Why should I not expect the same in return?.

If a woman tastes bad, you really need to get her to relook her hygiene. A woman with a sense of grooming will never taste really bad. Or strong. Or even remotely fish-like. And I'm willing to bet she'll discreetly wash herself before coming to your bed if she's been out and about the whole day. That's what Real Women do. We expect the same of Real Men, not men who smell of piss and sweat. And especially not if Real Men want fellatio.

Damn - I've started to ramble. Never get me started on sexual issues!


And for the record, the MasterChief is beyond reproach on any of the above issues.