Was out on Friday night with my bud J, and I keep thinking about what he said.
It all started because I was ill Friday morning and didn't want to go to work. As I took my first piss of the day, I noticed that as far as bodily fluids went, it was unusually warm. So I asked J. Asked him if men noticed how warm it was when they took a leak.
Look, it may seem slightly bizarre and totally worthy of a 7 year old that this question was asked in the first place. But I never did ask that question when I was 7. And it is, I'm willing to bet, the same sort of fascination that some men have about how women pee. After all, in this area we recognise that we're not built the same but it's fascinating to see things (ahem) at work.
Yes, you laugh. But I've been asked twice now, by men I have dated, if they could watch me pee. Suffice it to say that the answer was no. You don't display bodily functions to someone you're dating.
y'know what? Come to think about it, the MasterChief has asked me, too. So make that 3 men. But unlike the previous 2, the MasterChief and I seem to be heading towards incredibly serious waters (no pun intended) so I think he'll get his oppportunity when I'm more comfortable in our relationship.
There's nothing like letting your beloved see you pee and fart and poop, eh?
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3 comments:
uergggh.
heh!
you urgh now, but you'll get a man one day who'll ask - mark my words.
I've been asked; i don't go for stuffy men but, but, but!
There are some things a man shouldn't get used to seeing a woman do. I can fart in his face, but i don't do it on a regular basis. I can pee for him, but only to pique his interest.I can let him see me at my mirror,applying my lipstick, but it won't become a habit.
I'll let them see only because i choose to indulge their request, and hopefully i don't become too much of an open book to them, even then.
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