Ripped

I was almost done on the PC, just about to finish up and head for bed. And then I saw the headlines "Farmer 'breaks' penis" and just HAD to read the article.

"A newly married Romanian farmer fractured his penis after ogling his young wife while carrying a heavy sack of grain. Farmer Gheorghe Popa, 52, from Galati, had been moving the grain sacks to the barn when he stopped to watch his 25-year-old wife Loredana hang up the washing. He got himself over excited and dropped the sack on his erect penis, snapping vital tendons and ligaments. Doctor Nicolae Bacalbasa said: "It was a bizarre accident, and he was in a lot of pain."We have done what we can for him but he may never regain use of the organ again, at least for sexual purposes."

Isn't that ironic?

You marry a sweet young thing, you salivate at the thought of bonking her until your heart gives out, your mind's eye fills with mental images of her lucious, lithe, young body in a variety of pleasing positions (yes, I know men fairly well, the visual creatures that they are). And then you break the - initially planned but now potentially non existant - weapon of mass destruction.


And besides, how the hell were you carrying that sack anyways? Did it rip you on it's way down or what?